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Date: 17th Sep 2008
Time: 8:35am
Place: Israel Discount bank, Ben Yehuda branch, TelAviv
The Bank Guy (TBG): Shalom! Boker Tov!
me: errr… Hi
TBG: Your paas-port please
me: yeah, here it is
TBG: So, what name you?
me: (pointing out to the name in the passport)
TBG: (seeing stars) which is your name here?
me: (pointing to the name in my passport again) This is my name – Rajendra Narasimha Murthy Bangalore
TBG: huh? “THAT” is your “NAME”????
me: (a sarcastic smile)
TBG: you India?
me: Yes
TBG: Chapaaathi? 
me: haha?
TBG: aaahhhhh… Indiaaaa… chapaaathiiii (starts singing “eechik daana peechik daana”)
me: (what the …..????)
Time: 9:15am
me: I have filled up all these forms. Is there something else I need to fill up?
TBG: (takes back all the papers and scans through them) Well Mr. Bangalooor…(sounded lke Langoor 
)
me: errr… yeah?
TBG: (still looking at the papers) Mr. Bangaloooor, were you born in “Rajendra”?
me: (@#$%^&!@#$%%^&*) NOOO. I was born in “Narasimha Murthy” (!@#$%!@#$%)
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